Jacques Lipchitz's Sailor with Guitar, 1914
First, cover yourself and a guitar in tinfoil. To imitate this sailor's jaunty pose, stand completely still while holding the guitar for as long as possible. But first, walk somewhere you are visible, because if you stay completely still in your house all night, no one will see you.
In 1914, Lipchitz created Sailor with Guitar, which was inspired by a scene he witnessed on the island of Majorca while traveling with Mexican artist Diego Rivera. A band of tobacco smugglers was trying to distract a sailor by diverting his attention to a beautiful woman. When he began to play his guitar and dance for her, they were able to carry on with their illegal activities.